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🗓️ 8 May 2023
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0:00.0 | I had another story. I don't know if I don't know if there's another story. This happened also many years ago. |
0:03.8 | For some reason I'm feeling very nostalgic today with my stories. It's probably because I worked the |
0:07.4 | like I did department work so it's basically what to call the glorified secretary work that I've been doing today but you know what I'll share both of them in case you had a bad day today so you can realize that you know what maybe my day wasn't so bad |
0:21.1 | You're not that cold one of years ago when I was a student. |
0:24.0 | Yeah, exactly right, yeah. |
0:25.0 | Many years ago when I was a student, I got basically a very friendly invite from an acquaintance of mine're like you know what they're also |
0:34.0 | doctor like you can come with me in the clinic and I can show you how to do some |
0:37.2 | stuff and one of the things that he wanted to do was a CITES tap which is |
0:40.8 | basically when you have fluid buildup in the abdominal cavity and then you |
0:44.3 | basically put a needle and you drain it, then being incredibly simplistic just to, for the |
0:47.9 | story sake. But yeah and I had to do this at like 2 in the morning. On this old old very out of it man he didn't know what was going on and it was a very cold day I remember and the clinic or any hospital just anywhere in the world is always |
1:06.0 | freezing I don't know why it's either freezing or it's like hellfire it's never |
1:11.0 | comfortable so I do the tap and I started getting the fluid out and immediately afterwards I'm like, |
1:19.0 | oh, what is this pleasant sensation? |
1:21.0 | And I realize that all this warm acidity fluid is dripping out to my socks. |
1:25.0 | Oh shit. |
1:27.0 | And it took me maybe two minutes of that to realize because it was the first time I was doing it. I was so |
1:34.0 | so I was so focused on the technique that I didn't notice. That's fucking |
1:39.9 | that's number one another time. This is also years ago. |
1:44.0 | Or not years ago, but it was a while ago. |
1:47.0 | I go to do a spinal tap on a patient in the emergency ward. |
1:50.0 | And I, this guy was very very bony so normally you think that would go a lot easier |
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