Well, howdy y'all? Welcome back to the D program. We decided to keep Akeem locked in the basement today because he didn't meet his quota of ball stories, unfortunately. He only had the one last episode. And conversations about food and what's the weather?

Ironically, no, I'm going to go off here. He's going to listen back to this. Yeah. Like our partnership, absolutely perfect.

Except with this motherfucker has to talk.

It's a podcast.

And that is the most boring topic of all fucking time.

And motherfucker's like, oh, it's been quite sunny here today.

Look, we're over the hill, all right?

I don't have much to talk about anymore besides like aftermarket door knobs and stuff that we've

installed on our doors and I don't know a weed whacker that I bought recently why do you think

that young people listen to this I know why do you think it's all literally 60 plus geriatrics

from the fucking old people's house that are like oh this class consciousness think might make

sense yeah anyway this is a it's a bummer for Hakeem to miss this one because he is like the rest of us,

a dirty China simp. So this episode is going to be, we kind of pulled out the grab bag labeled

Mysteries of the Orient and we're going to reach in and we're going to read off some of the China good stuff because we're always hearing China bad or China's doing this cool thing but at what cost. And so today we're going to we're just going to talk about the good stuff because there's a ton. We just grabbed a handful. There's no way we could cover all of them in one episode, but we're going to give you a few

that kind of stood out to us, and I'm realizing I don't have my blinds open one moment.

Get a little natural Latin here. Okay, so we're just going to bounce back and forth

between some cool stuff that China is doing. And, you know, if you're, I don't think there

are many of these people in the

program audience, but every once in a while, if I mention something positive about China in a video,

people are like, yeah, but why don't you ever criticize China? I'm like, everyone on earth in

every media outlet, in every think tank, in every academic institution is always only criticizing

China. Let us tell you some cool stuff that China is doing.

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