Yeah, but I want to read another one that I think is pretty awesome.

Here's how it goes.

I worship Chris Rock.

I cried when I saw Smith attack him because I was watching my idol live out at

a comedian's worst nightmare on live television.

Rock should get a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping his hands down and not escalating

the situation.

Class act. If Jada wasn't feeling jokes, Smith should have put his arm around her and let Rock finish.

Anyway, I also have alopecia. It sucks, but when people make jokes, I laugh because that's life.

Jeff, at the real Jeffrey Ross,

the pedophile comedian we all know and love who is a pedophile.

It's completely insane.

I think, I will say,

I feel like a lot of people don't realize this about stand-up,

the conception of it.

And performance in general, really, that, and I was a performer before I did stand-up,

but I think I still had this conception, too, because it really does.

You're allowed to hit a clown, though.

I mean, that's one of the rules.

They're always, they take blows exceptionally well.

I think that's part of the trade craft.

Yeah, those balloon things, those punching bags, people give kids, it trains them for this.

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