It's no secret. We have these two octogenarian presidents, different with different but equally alarming versions of synility.

It's like, what do you want? You want angry gramps or sad gramps, you know, like, you're like, which do we choose?

And we're all pretending that everything is fine, especially their handlers, the PR people,

the press secretaries. So I would like my guess of the podcast to play press secretary and take the following statements

from our presidential hopefuls or incumbent and just translate in fact

clarify what they mean this is can you clarify? My first one wants to go first. First one is for everyone can chime in.

If someone's struggling, help a fellow press secretary out.

Miles, this one is for you.

This is President Biden.

Speaking about defending the right to choose, which is very important.

Obviously it overrides every other issue that's happening right now, so don't even question

why he's saying this and if you do you

want Trump to win okay but go ahead.

Can you clarify what the president said when he meant when he said this?

Yeah.

Don't mess with the men of America unless you want to get the benefit.

Just one more time?

I just wanted to make sure I'm listening to the same quote.

Don't mess with the minute on the way or unless you want to get the benefit.

Yeah.

Now, powerful.

Miles, I thought there was some sort of, there was, he said the word benefit unless you want the benefit.

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