Tears of a Cop (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This week, UPS goes genderless, and the Portland Crowd Control team resigns when one of their own is charged with assault.

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0:00.0	I feel like before we get into the story, I just want to read something that will help set the tone, help put things into perspective, you know, so we don't get any jokers thinking that this is funny.
0:15.3	Let people know just how serious this is.
0:19.1	This was this, what I'm about to read read I think was sent in by Zion. I think
0:24.2	Zion sent it. Friend of the show either way. Thank you. Thank you. Lavender King Zion.
0:29.8	deserves a shout out either way. But I believe this was Zion who sent this in. And I'm going to read it to
0:36.9	sort of set the tone for the story.
0:40.2	This is called Tears of a cop.
0:45.3	Bop, bop, bap, bap, bap, bap.
0:50.6	Okay.
0:53.2	Fuck.
0:53.9	I have been where you fear to be.
0:56.8	I have seen what you fear to see.
1:00.4	I have done what you fear to do.
1:03.5	All these things I've done for you.
1:06.0	It's the Metallica song?
1:08.9	Did James Hetfield write this?
1:11.6	Yeah.
1:12.6	I have done all that I am able.
1:16.6	I am the table.
1:22.6	I love, I have been where you fear to be.
1:28.9	Oh, you mean like my street?
1:30.9	Yeah.
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