Ding, ding, ding, ding goes my trolley.

Bing, ding, ding goes a bell.

Ring it, ding, ding, ding goes my heartstrings every time that I fell from heaven.

Good morning, Sweet World, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, April 10th, 2000, 23, apologies for the delay.

We had a power outage in the area, but we're back.

I'm Jay Eskete's here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as always, Tassmmelis. Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to Tassie. It's the bearded one, Matapsha hot boy. Trey Kirby. Hey-o! Hey-o! And last but not least, over yonder, making the magic happen super producer, JD. Hello. There he is, and here we are. Finally, shout out to the stream team, joining us live on YouTube.

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And once you're done with this classic, fire up later today, the new Is This Good podcast

featuring Sports Nets, Alex Wong. Yes, Alex,

chopping it up with Maddieo and J.D. A couple topics that I know about. Coffee Shop Security,

the idea of letting someone watch your laptop while you run to the bathroom. Is that good?

Twerking to Taylor Swift, bad book jackets, and a whole lot more. So that's

Is This Good. That went up really early this morning, available on YouTube. And of course,

podcasts. We got a whole lot to break down. Of course, looking back at a crazy final weekend of the NBA

regular season, looking ahead to the playing games, to the playoff matchups,

a bunch of news, but we had a wedgy. Number 52, last night on Sunday, Christian Brown,

botching the alley-U pass. And he accidentally sticks it in there and, hey, we'll take it. It had been

a while since we had one, I think like, I don't know, 10 or 11 days. So number 52 as we end the regular season, but of course we count the playing games and playoffs. And we need seven. Seven more wedgies to set the all-time record. And that would be an all-time record for playoffs if we were to get seven. We had a six or nearly a decade ago. It was a very long time ago. Okay. 14, 15. But this would be, six is a lot. So, listen, we got to 52. Yeah, I mean, it's a good season. Great season. Every time over 50 is good. And I mean, we got playing games nowadays, you know? A few extras. Four extra games to stick a wedgey in there. Thank you, Christian Brown. Putting it in with his forearm, basically, a weird one. Yeah, Christian on Easter, giving us another Alleyoop Wedgie. That was the second consecutive Alleyoop Wedgie. Chris Boucher had the last one, and then this one. It's the new, you know, type of wedgey. The L.E. U. Batched Wedgie. I love it. All right. Let's just

get into it. I want to know the favorite gamer moment from the final weekend of the NBA regular

season. Where do you want to start? Oh, come on. Everyone was talking about it. We got to start

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