Teaching Yoatzi G*Y SLANG
Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Louie and Yoatzi Castro
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:45.0 | Welcome back to another episode |
| 0:52.0 | of Pretty Not Smart with your host |
| 0:53.8 | Yo Atzi and Louie A.K. Bad Espera. Or if you're not subscribed, we're definitely Pretty Not Smart. But if you want to be above, you better subscribe. I feel like the little eh is part of it at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's part of it. That's his only role now. |
| 1:11.7 | It's just to do that... For right over that little part. He used to have a whole sentence and somehow he lost it. Now he just goes... We never failed to prove to you guys that this was the best name for our podcast. It really is. How is it that we're this far and I could never even... To this day, I don't even memorize that. |
| 1:27.5 | I can't. |
| 1:28.2 | So all I do is then... |
| 1:29.2 | And the way that like we have, why, I don't know about Louis, but I've been having a lot of pretty not smart moments like when I post and everyone calls me out on their like, definitely pretty not smart. That's my everyday life. Yeah. That's kind of what we were born with. For real. Like, you're born this way. Yeah, you know what? Somebody actually tagged me in a video. It was like an old video and people were like, oh my God, like, Louis's been saying like, sorry I'm pretty and not smart. You saw that? I saw it. It was like an old ass video of mine. |
| 2:01.4 | But like, because I knew it was something that I had been saying before too, but seeing like, I don't know. Like it's almost like a little sneak peek. Like you never know where the world's going to take you. I know. Like it was something that we would say just to like, sorry I'm pretty, not smart. or we're just like, sorry I'm pretty. |
| 2:17.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:18.0 | And like next thing you know, |
| 2:19.6 | we have pretty not smart. |
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