The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.

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You know, I guess this means nothing if you're not following us on Twitter, which is an extension of this fine radio show.

It's worth following just for the shit picture at the very end in the toilet. Well, I don't know why you want to give the big reveal that, Craig.

I'm just saying.

My fucking God.

That's the money shot.

There's no reason to fucking talk about this now.

The money shot.

We slowly, slowly build to that.

You don't walk out on stage and play stairway to have it.

It still feels good when you get to it.

It'll still feel good when you get to it.

Oh, you're like, the first song is Sweet Child O' Mine.

I don't have to see any more of the fucking concert.

Oh, Metallica is starting off with an Nassanman.

Great.

I can beat the traffic home.

There's a lot of ways to analyze.

There's a lot of ways to analyze the photo.

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