Life skills teachers. What's the craziest misconception that you've had to clear up?

I remember being in grade 5 or 6, having the first life skills class of our young and budding 10-year-old lives,

having the wonders of life explained to us. We got to the point of explaining how babies were made, and one of my classmates got hung up on a point.

He raised his hand and asked the teacher,

Is splooge heart?

We all blankly stared at the teacher waiting for an answer.

She replied with an awkward, broken answer,

Well, it's not boiling or anything like that, but before she could continue,

the classmate restated the question.

But is it like, hot, like temperature heart? The teacher,

still confused, tried her best. Well, no, it's not like tea or coffee. Haven't you felt it before?

Now, with us being tan, I don't know what she was thinking, but some of us laughed, some were grossed out, but that classmate was almost angry.

No, I haven't, but is it hot?

She ended up explaining to us that it would only be as hot as your body is.

It turns out the kid was just worried about hurting future partners with his Boiling Hot

Sploge.

Boiling Hot Sploge Dibs on the Band Name.

Taught human growth and development, aka life skills, to fifth and sixth grade boys.

In our schools, you had to have a co-teacher with you, which happened to be my best friend as

well.

Mistake.

The boys are encouraged to write out questions on note cards and turn them in, which makes

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