Middle school teachers, what is the cringiest thing you've seen a student do?

Director of Technology here, I don't only have much to do with the kids at the school I work at,

but I definitely have a cringy moment.

Called down to the middle school from my office to debug a problem for a teacher.

The classrooms in this building all have two doors.

One door opens into the building hallways, the other opens to the outside. My office is across a field from the middle school, so I decide to just cut across the field

and enter the side door to the classroom instead of going all the way around the field and entering the classroom from the hallway.

Bear in mind that these outside doors are almost never used by anyone, except for an occasional fire drill.

I open the door and step in to see a room full of students facing

away from me and towards their teacher. The student closest to me scrambles to click X on a browser,

but not before I see full-on, hardcore, Yawi hentai. Did I mention I work at a Christian private

school? She turns bright red, and with visibly trembling hands, she closes her laptop lid. I burst

out laughing, which interrupted the class.

The teacher looks to me in questioning confusion, and the students stare in silence.

I casually walked over her and said, loudly enough for the classroom to hear,

let's not look at memes and Facebook jokes at school, guys.

Her flush red face contorted with fear suddenly relaxed.

Her trembling hands stilled.

I laughed again, and went and

debugged the wireless access point issue I was called down for. No point getting her expelled over

hormonal changes in curiosity. Valentine's Day, and a boy brings a girl a dozen roses. They were both

in my homeroom, so I watched this all go down right in front of me. I had literally never seen these

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