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🗓️ 27 August 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Teachers, what was the best excuse for being late that turned out to be true? |
0:04.2 | Storytime. I was the only high schooler on our bus one winter. |
0:07.6 | The other detail important to this story is that we had the oldest model bus that wasn't in the best mechanical shape. |
0:13.2 | It had one of those mechanically operated doors, it would shoot out a plume of black smoke every time it started, |
0:18.5 | and just looked much less fancy than all the other buses the school had. |
0:22.4 | Anyway, one winter it was so cold that the diesel engine stopped working. |
0:26.6 | The bus driver said the cold made the diesel in the lines gel up. |
0:30.3 | I have no idea if that's accurate, but either way the bus wouldn't start. |
0:34.0 | Fortunately, we were only five miles from the school and all the kids had been picked up |
0:37.8 | already. So they just radioed another newer bus to loop back around and pick us up. The bus driver |
0:42.9 | radioed the elementary school but completely forgot to let the high school know. So I show up to |
0:47.6 | class and the teacher asks why I was late. I said, the cold caused the fuel lines to gel up in the |
0:52.8 | school bus, repeating exactly what the bus driver told us. |
0:56.3 | But I was the only high schooler on that bus, so no other students were there to back up my story. |
1:01.2 | The teacher didn't believe me, and instead of just calling the main office to verify the story, |
1:06.0 | she mocked me in front of the whole class saying, |
1:08.3 | It's not possible for fuel to freeze in the cold. |
1:11.2 | And everyone in the class agreed with her, saying that I was a bad liar and laughed at how dumb my story was. |
1:16.6 | Ultimately, the office did let her know about the bus after she tried giving me a detention, |
1:21.3 | but the embarrassment is still there and she never gave me an apology. |
1:24.9 | I don't really blame a lot of teachers of being skeptical about excuses kids make for being |
1:29.1 | late in the stuff, but the fact that they didn't even bother to check if there was a situation |
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