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Teacher, what was the BEST EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE, that turned out to be TRUE? -

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Teachers, what was the best excuse for being late that turned out to be true?

0:04.2

Storytime. I was the only high schooler on our bus one winter.

0:07.6

The other detail important to this story is that we had the oldest model bus that wasn't in the best mechanical shape.

0:13.2

It had one of those mechanically operated doors, it would shoot out a plume of black smoke every time it started,

0:18.5

and just looked much less fancy than all the other buses the school had.

0:22.4

Anyway, one winter it was so cold that the diesel engine stopped working.

0:26.6

The bus driver said the cold made the diesel in the lines gel up.

0:30.3

I have no idea if that's accurate, but either way the bus wouldn't start.

0:34.0

Fortunately, we were only five miles from the school and all the kids had been picked up

0:37.8

already. So they just radioed another newer bus to loop back around and pick us up. The bus driver

0:42.9

radioed the elementary school but completely forgot to let the high school know. So I show up to

0:47.6

class and the teacher asks why I was late. I said, the cold caused the fuel lines to gel up in the

0:52.8

school bus, repeating exactly what the bus driver told us.

0:56.3

But I was the only high schooler on that bus, so no other students were there to back up my story.

1:01.2

The teacher didn't believe me, and instead of just calling the main office to verify the story,

1:06.0

she mocked me in front of the whole class saying,

1:08.3

It's not possible for fuel to freeze in the cold.

1:11.2

And everyone in the class agreed with her, saying that I was a bad liar and laughed at how dumb my story was.

1:16.6

Ultimately, the office did let her know about the bus after she tried giving me a detention,

1:21.3

but the embarrassment is still there and she never gave me an apology.

1:24.9

I don't really blame a lot of teachers of being skeptical about excuses kids make for being

1:29.1

late in the stuff, but the fact that they didn't even bother to check if there was a situation

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