Teach a Man to Phish

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Kyle is back from Cancun, where he finally connected with Phish, and acid! He and Dave also discuss the positive effects of musical variety and musical evolution, their ongoing disdain for ICE and the MAGA mindset, and the current state of stand-up comedy. call or text the guys anytime at 323-364-1541 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Adobe Acrobat Studio so brand new.
0:02.0	Show me all the things that PDFs can do. Do your work with ease and speed. PDF spaces is all you need. Do hours of research in an instant. Key insights from an AI assistant. Pick a template with a click. Now your Prezo looks super slick. Close that deal. Yeah, you won. Do that, doing that, did that done. Now you can do that, do that with Acrobat. Acrobat, now you can't do that, do that, doing that, did that done. Now you can do that, do that with Acrobat.
0:22.6	Now you can do that, do that with the all new Acrobat.
0:26.6	It's time to do your best work with your new Adobe Acrobat Studio.
0:29.6	Being an adult sucks.
0:32.6	Adults, they have to work all day.
0:35.6	When adults get male, it's always bills and bills suck.
0:41.3	Sure, but we've got a driver's license.
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0:51.3	PCP mobilized financial services.
0:53.3	Order between the 6th and the 23rd of February, 2006.
0:55.9	TNCs apply.
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0:58.6	For more information.
1:02.0	The boogie monster with Kyle Canane and Daystone.
1:05.4	Cloaked in secrecy, they show up without warning.
1:08.2	State their business, then vanish as quickly as they appear. Are you ready
1:11.9	for the sex girls? Not that I believe in it, but I could see that, but these guys are dumb.
1:18.1	Freaking nerds. The Boogie Monster. Podcasting the Unknown.
1:34.7	Are you really?
1:36.9	No, I've been.
1:37.7	I have been.
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