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Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Isaac and Roosevelt,

wore an anti-gravity bell.

Dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars.

Or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie? It's hard to do that. an astronaut or drive a delorian

would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Fip!

Can you spot the light?

Some pigs could fly

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer?

Ah, the big dip!

From Ceylon, Minnesota, this is the big fib, and now here's your host, Deborah Gold State.

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