Tea and Sympathy - and Penis Jokes
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
In this bodily-function-heavy episode, Lisa and Nick dive into the art of shutting the hell up when things get serious. From cemetery creepers and scary run-ins to the tragic comedy of people who can’t “leave a tender moment alone” (we’re lookin’ at you, Nick!), the duo unpack why deflecting with humor feels safer than actually sitting in the feels. Expect plenty of raw stories, trademark honesty, and way too many dick-and-balls references — because apparently, even funerals aren’t safe from punchlines.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach. |
| 0:08.0 | She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all. |
| 0:10.4 | And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass. |
| 0:13.8 | This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy. |
| 0:16.1 | It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:21.6 | Lisa. You need help. |
| 0:24.4 | You're the problem. |
| 0:28.5 | Oh, come on. |
| 0:30.8 | Calm down. |
| 0:33.9 | Go rehab. |
| 0:35.6 | Take a bail. |
| 0:37.4 | I think you're insane. Beautiful. Go to rehab. Take a pill. |
| 0:40.5 | I think you're insane. |
| 0:43.7 | Do what I say, dumb ass. |
| 0:46.8 | Listen to me. |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, fuck you. |
| 0:54.3 | Yeah, but you never stand up during the podcast before. |
| 0:55.7 | I had to squiggle the mouse. |
| 0:56.6 | Sorry, guys. |
| 0:59.8 | We have to put all that on the air because she suddenly, |
| 1:06.8 | Celia, our freaking quote, unquote, producer slash glorified intern, |
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