TDS Time Machine | War In Ukraine - A Look Back
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:59.5 | You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 1:18.2 | Welcome to The Daily Show. |
| 1:19.1 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 1:20.0 | Let's jump straight into the big news, which is the only one that anybody's talking about. |
| 1:25.4 | It's Russia's invasion of Ukraine. |
| 1:28.7 | And so on today's episode, that's all we're gonna be covering. |
| 1:31.7 | The invasion, the international resistance, |
| 1:35.0 | Ukraine's resistance, which has been amazing, |
| 1:37.4 | and then our guest on the show actually serves |
| 1:40.3 | on President Biden's Security Council |
| 1:42.5 | and has dealt with Russia directly. So everything on the show today |
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