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Texas, where half a million residents were still without power today.

And more than 200,000 were without clean water because treatment plants are failing and pipes are bursting.

Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow.

Yeah, melting snow for clean water.

I mean, you know that the infrastructure is screwed when your best option for water is to mug a snowman.

But the saddest part is that these people are the lucky ones.

Because it turns out one poor Texan had to travel 800 miles just to get heat,

water, and electricity. Senator Ted Cruz, he is now facing a whole lot of questions after he was

spotted on a plane traveling to Cancun, Mexico in the midst of this unfolding crisis in his home state of Texas.

If you go on social media, you will see social media users

posting multiple pictures of the senator and his family

in the Houston airport waiting to board their flight.

Ted Cruz!

No, man, you gotta be shitting me, dude.

Your people are literally eating snow right now and you're jetting off to

Cancun? I'm not even mad that you were selfish. I'm mad that you were so stupid. How can you be in

politics for 10 years and still have no idea how bad this would make you look? What were you

thinking? I know my people are freezing and hungry right now.

So what they need is a photo of my beach barred,

because if they see me in a speedo,

their eyes will burst into flames

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