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🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Running down some of the fights Donald Trump has gotten into with... everyone, everywhere, all at once. Desi Lydic covers Trump's announcement that the U.S. would "take over" the Gaza strip. Jordan Klepper unpacks Trump's disputes with both sides during his belated attempts to end the Russia / Ukraine war on day one. Desi takes a look at Trump's international relations with various international visits to the White House. Jon Stewart tries to explain Trump's heel turn on Ukraine with help from professional wrestling. Ronny Chieng checks in on Greenland after Trump threatened invasion, looks at his strange claims about South Africa, and Trump's on and off trade wars. Klepper follows Trump's adventures through the middle east. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:26.6	This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president.
1:30.3	Donald Trump with the Israeli Prime Minister by his side,
1:33.3	declaring that the U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip.
1:37.3	The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip.
1:39.3	We'll own it.
1:40.3	A Okay, let me just ask, what?
1:55.0	And also, what?
1:59.0	President Trump made a surprising suggestion last night during a press conference with Israeli
2:03.5	Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
2:05.6	The United States, he said, should take over the war-torn Gaza Strip and redevelop it
2:10.8	into something like a seaside resort.
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