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Now, you may be thinking, do we really need a march to raise awareness about global climate change?

I mean, it's an accepted scientific phenomenon pretty much everywhere.

Here's why you need the march. It's accepted pretty much everywhere, but there's one place

called the United States House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.

This is true. Last week, they held a hearing that they apparently recorded in 1971.

I guess that's the technology part of the committee name

on President Obama's plan

to shrink carbon emissions 30% by 2030.

The hearings, Sisyphus,

Presidential Science Advisor John Holdren,

charged the impossible task

of pushing a million pounds of idiot up a mountain

Of course, like any avalanche it began rather innocuously Texas Republican Steve Stockman

The lead scientist at NASA said this

He said that what ended the ice age was global wobbling is the wobbling of the earth included in any of your modeling?

And the answer was no.

When you have a model and you say we're going to leave out the most important impact of that model

out of our theory and not talk about global wobbling, how can you make projections?

LAUGHTER how can you make projections? What's up, scientists? What's up, scientists?

Global wobbling, bitches!

He sees your so-called global warming and raises you a global wobbling.

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