TDS Time Machine | The Go F*ck Yourself Choir

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Put your hands together for The Daily Show's Go F*ck Yourself Choir. Take a listen to their previous visits, and the events that force Jon Stewart to break into belligerent gospel. Jon responds to Fox News responding to himself, but raises the ante. The choir is invited back to respond to violent threats against the creators of South Park. Jon again turns the choir's attention on the media's coverage of the Obamacare rollout. Most recently, Jon reacts to the news of Paramount cancelling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and corporate cowardice in the face of the Trump administration's bullying, with help, of course, from the choir. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Yesterday, I'm having my usual afternoon.
0:05.0	Down at the orphanage.
0:22.6	I was making soup and darning clothes.
0:26.6	Fox News is on in the kids' day room, and I see this.
0:33.6	Tonight, Stewart slams Fox again.
0:36.6	I've said it before and I'll say it again.
0:39.0	Go fuck yourselves.
0:40.5	Now Bernie Goldberg fires back at the funny man.
0:44.0	Don't miss an explosive O'Reilly tonight.
0:47.4	I was like, oh man, that funny man is screwed.
0:50.8	And then I was like, wait, that's me.
0:58.2	I don't want to be fired back at you see funny story last week I mentioned Fox was upset about the media generalizing who
1:04.8	the tea parties are and I agree with them and I may have at that point then shown
1:09.8	some of the very same people at Fox,
1:12.3	giddily generalizing about liberals in the left. And I might have, when presented with this
1:17.7	rather bald hypocrisy, I may have told them to go f*** themselves.
1:31.3	And now they want to respond. All right, what did Bernie Goldberg have to say about me?
1:35.3	So, do Stewart have a point here? Are we being hypocritical by generalizing about some people?
1:40.3	I'll just speak about me. He does. I am pleading guilty, and that's a sincere plea of guilty.
1:48.0	You're welcome.
1:54.0	I win again.
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