TDS Time Machine | Stephen Colbert
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:17.7 | And tonight's investigative report, Stephen Colbert, the newest member of the Daily Show, |
| 0:22.6 | takes a walk on the mild side. |
| 0:26.6 | The 90s have seen an explosion in the telecommunications industry, and with the promised |
| 0:31.6 | 500 channels, you'd think there'd be room for everyone, a cable teat for every viewer piglet. But with the media |
| 0:38.0 | sows battling for the financial slop, some little piggies have none. |
| 0:43.4 | So when Nostalgia TV had trouble finding a home on America's cable systems, an aggravated |
| 0:48.1 | gang of devoted viewers banded together to keep the shows they love on the air. |
| 0:52.9 | When you found out that Nostalgia TV might be pulled up in a word, how did that make you feel? |
| 0:59.0 | Not good. |
| 1:00.0 | Not like that. |
| 1:02.0 | That's two words. |
| 1:03.0 | Just in one word, not good. |
| 1:05.0 | Gavin McLeod, a reaction. |
| 1:08.0 | What's your favorite TV show on nostalgia TV? |
| 1:11.6 | On nostalgia TV, it would be Matlock. |
| 1:15.6 | For the record, Mattlock has never appeared on the network. But you get the idea. |
| 1:21.6 | It's that kind of cutting-edge programming that compels citizens to unleash their fury. |
| 1:25.6 | Are you aware there's a show on the nostalgia channel called Quilt in a Day? |
| 1:30.3 | I have my borders added and I already... |
| 1:33.3 | So they're talking about getting up at midnight, |
| 1:36.3 | quilting non-stop with a catheter or something until midnight the next day. |
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