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Folks, it's spring break time.

I know many of our college age viewers are watching us right now from the

vomit-strewn comfort of a day's in in Panama City.

But I want to let you know out there, there are dangers lurking in the seemingly innocent world of underage bacchanalia.

A new study by the American Medical Association reports 40% of female spring breakers passed out, half got sick, and 13% had sex with more than one partner.

But only after a gang of crafty nerds rewired the sign at the Hotel Coral Essex.

Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

Nerds! Even though you shout nerds, they keep with their tomfoolery.

Even more shocking, 10% of female spring breakers had public or group sex that they later regretted.

Which means 90% had public or group sex that in hindsight, they were really glad they did

me like you the odds

psychologist robin goodman told cbs the early show debauchery is a major issue.

Although sex and drugs have been going down in the population of teenagers, for girls

it's going up. Girls are really now catching up to boys in some of these bad behaviors.

And fun, unfortunately, is morphing into dangerous at times.

How dangerous a problem is it?

Well, to put it in perspective, this is the story that it came right in front of.

Jenny and Leskid, Robin Goodman. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Up next, we're going to talk about fat pets.

That's pretty dangerous.

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