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Get ready for battle. It's time for sports war.

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What's up, Scrubs? I'm Ronnie Chang.

And I'm Jordan Klepper. This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

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Yeah, no, you're wrong. Let's get right to the biggest story of the night.

Caitlin Clark made her pro debut and learned everything gets a little less fun after college.

Welcome to the WNBA, Caitlin Clark. The NCAA's all-time Division I scoring leader made her professional debut on the road with the Indiana fever last night.

She got off to a slow start, though, missing her first four shots before scoring on a layup midway through the

second quarter. Clark finished with 20 points in the fever's 92 to 71 loss to the Connecticut

Sun. She also committed 10 turnovers. Sorry, feminists. Ten turnovers and the team lost by 20 points

in her first game. I've seen enough, man. I think Caitlin Clark is the worst basketball player in history. She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it mattered. She's the Jordan Klepper of the WMBA. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, I'm going to hit you with my car and leave the scene. Let's look at the stats here, Roddy. Look at these things. She scored 20 points. That's four more than Michael Jordan had in his rookie debut, which mathematically makes her stronger, faster, and better equipped to open a steakhouse than Michael Jordan. Oh, y'all, you want about stats. I have a stat right here for you, okay? Look at this.

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