TDS Time Machine | Sports War 2024
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Sports War correspondents clash over WNBA and NBA player debuts and a Paris 2024 Olympics recap, sponsored by gambling and fueled by this year’s breaking sports news.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's me, Michael Costa. |
| 0:01.9 | The Daily Show is on break for the holidays, but in the meantime, we put together some special highlights just for you. |
| 0:07.8 | We'll be back in the new year on January 7th with all new episodes. |
| 0:16.2 | What's up, Scrubs? I'm Ronnie Chan. |
| 0:20.7 | And I'm Jordan Klepper. This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other. |
| 0:26.6 | That's right. I mean, that's wrong. |
| 0:28.6 | Yeah, no, you're wrong. Let's get right to the biggest story of the night. |
| 0:31.6 | Caitlin Clark made her pro debut and learned everything gets a little less fun after college. |
| 0:44.0 | Welcome to the WNBA, Caitlin Clark. The NCAA's all-time Division I scoring leader made her professional debut on the road with the Indiana fever last night. She got off to a slow start, |
| 0:49.1 | though, missing her first four shots before scoring on a layup midway through the second quarter. |
| 0:54.4 | Clark finished with 20 points in the fever's 92 to 71 loss to the Connecticut Sun. |
| 1:00.4 | She also committed 10 turnovers. |
| 1:03.7 | Sorry, feminists. |
| 1:06.0 | Ten turnovers and a team lost by 20 points in her first game. |
| 1:09.4 | I've seen enough, man. |
| 1:10.5 | I think Caitlin Clark is the worst basketball player in history. |
| 1:14.8 | She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it mattered. |
| 1:18.1 | She's the Jordan Klepper of the WMBA. |
| 1:20.5 | Rodney, Ronnie, Ronnie. |
| 1:21.8 | I'm going to hit you with my car and leave the scene. |
| 1:24.1 | Let's look at the stats here, Roddy. |
| 1:26.5 | Look at these things. |
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