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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Space, the final podcast frontier! Join us in the endless void with The Daily Show's coverage of adventures in space. Michael Kosta breaks down the story of two astronauts stranded in space until further notice. Jordan Klepper covers their eventual return and, with help from Desi Lydic, primes them for a changed Earth. Ronny Chieng visits the newly founded Space Force. Desi Lydic breaks down a solar eclipse with help from Ronny and Jordan. Stephen Colbert digs into the lunar real estate market. Michelle Wolf finds a link between space flight and erectile dysfunction. Trevor Noah considers booking into the first space hotel, and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Jon Stewart talk deadly asteroids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, that's my prime delivery.

0:01.6

What, already?

0:02.7

Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.

0:06.2

And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.

0:09.0

What are we watching?

0:09.7

Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,

0:13.3

John Sina as the president, and Prianka Chopra Jonas,

0:15.9

as their only hope.

0:17.0

It looks like a blast.

0:18.2

From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime.

0:22.5

For only $899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription, or to our news.

0:27.5

For more information, go to amazon.com.uk.U.K. slash prime.

0:30.8

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:37.4

Some big news from NASA, those two astronauts who launched on a Boeing Starliner

0:42.4

spaceship for a 10-day mission back in June.

0:45.4

Well, there's word now.

0:46.2

They may not be coming home until next February.

0:49.3

February 2025.

0:51.9

February 2025, they're going to miss the insurrection.

0:57.2

They were supposed to be gone for a week, and now it's going to be eight months.

1:01.9

And this is not just an eight-month trip.

1:03.7

This is an eight-month work trip.

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