TDS Time Machine | RFK Jr.: Immune to Normal

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has a way of making waves, and not only when he's strapping dead whales to his car. Keep up to date with a roundup of The Daily Show's coverage of his biggest, weirdest moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:18.5	The Kennedys, an American dynasty, the Kardashians of the Capitol.
0:24.1	We choose to go to the moon.
0:26.6	For over a century, the steady hand of the Kennedy family has led America through its greatest challenges.
0:32.4	The hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
0:36.1	They aren't just in politics.
0:38.3	They are politics.
0:39.8	It been on Springfield.
0:41.8	And in 2024, our abnormal times call for an abnormal Kennedy.
0:47.5	I don't like winning shoes.
0:49.2	I never have.
0:50.3	This is the daily showography of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
0:56.0	Immune to normal.
1:03.9	Bobby Kennedy Jr. was born in 1954 into the most prestigious clan of... Wait, is that Arnold Schwarzenegger? And Chris Pratt? How powerful is this family?
1:08.9	Anyway, there he is. No, there.
1:11.2	No, there?
1:12.2	There?
1:12.6	The third of Senator Robert Kennedy's 11 children and the one lucky enough to share his name.
1:18.1	Despite his proximity to power, Bobby Jr. wasn't initially drawn to the family business.
1:23.1	Have you committed yourself to the political future?
1:25.2	I don't think so.
1:26.3	We can't all go off.
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