You're listening to Comedy Central.

What do you think of?

When you think of the future.

Is it space travel?

Robots?

Trucks with the word cyber in front of them?

Whatever your vision, there's one man working to make it a reality.

He's part Thomas Edison, part Iron Man, part annoying dude in the group chat,

and is anything but your standard CEO.

I changed my title to TechnoGank. And by the way, this is a formal SEC filing.

I'm legally a formal whatever, Techno King.

I just did that as kind of like a joke.

Yes, he's the Techno King, but as a joke.

And soon we'll all be his service.

But in a funny way, because while he may be an eccentric satellite launching terminally online billionaire

who wants to plug people into computers and build a vast network of underground tunnels,

it's not like he's some kind of super villain.

Eventually you can transform Mars into an Earth-like planet, drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles.

Well, maybe a little.

So strap in.

Turn on the autopilot, but keep your hands on the steering wheel in case of pedestrians.

Because this is the daily showography of Elon Musk,

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