TDS Time Machine | New Years Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
New year, new you! A look back at some New Year’s Resolutions over the years through the lens of The Daily Show.
The 2016 GOP presidential candidates share their personal resolutions with Fox News. Steve Carell tries to improve himself in two “Slimmin’ Down with Steve” segments focussing on nutrition and plastic surgery. Plus Trevor Noah digs into what it means to “sleep better.”
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.8 | If you really want to understand what's going on with the 2016 GOP candidates, |
| 0:15.9 | all you had to do was spend New Year's Eve with Fox News, |
| 0:19.6 | which gave each candidate the chance to express |
| 0:22.1 | New Year's wishes to the American people. |
| 0:25.2 | This year, my resolution is to preserve our liberties and restore prosperity across America. |
| 0:30.4 | My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can, to not just restore the American dream, |
| 0:36.2 | but to expand it to reach more people. |
| 0:38.3 | I hope you've had a good 2015, |
| 0:40.3 | but I'm hoping you're gonna have a better 2016. |
| 0:43.3 | Good luck with your resolutions. |
| 0:44.3 | Mine is, try to stay off the ice cream in Iowa. |
| 0:57.9 | I love this. You know what I enjoyed about this whole night was that you really got a sense for the candidates. You could understand everyone. Rand Paul lives in some libertarian utopia. |
| 1:04.4 | I don't know what that background is. Marco Rubio, he's clean cut, middle of the road. |
| 1:09.8 | Mike Huckabee, he's just happy to be here. |
| 1:12.1 | And Rick Santorum knows that there's only one battle in Iowa |
| 1:15.7 | he has a chance of winning this year, |
| 1:17.3 | and it's not against Jeb and Donald, |
| 1:19.0 | it's against Ben and Jerry. |
| 1:20.5 | Ted Cruz also took some time out to talk. |
| 1:24.7 | I wish he didn't, and let's hear what he had to say. |
| 1:28.8 | Eric and Kim, it's great to be with you. Happy New Year. You know, 2016 is going to be an incredible year. |
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