TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | Yesterday was Mother's Day, and I got my mom the perfect gift, a life-sized Trevor Noah pillow. |
| 0:25.1 | So that way when she misses me, she can give me a hug. |
| 0:28.5 | Yeah, that's not my mom. |
| 0:32.0 | Our own Desiladek is a new mom, and she has some tips to make moms feel special any day of the year. |
| 0:37.7 | Hey everyone. There's a lot of stuff they don't tell you before you have a baby. |
| 0:52.7 | Like how much love you can feel for this |
| 0:55.0 | tiny little creature and how much that tiny little creature can in your hair. But the biggest |
| 1:01.3 | surprise is how many folks are going to tell you that you suck at being a mom. The rise of mom |
| 1:06.8 | shaming women criticizing other women for their approaches to parenting. According to a today.com survey, more than 90% of people feel they've been judged for their parenting decisions. |
| 1:16.6 | Annie Mascato says she was judged for not breastfeeding. |
| 1:20.6 | While shopping for formula, she was approached by a stranger who told her, breast is best. |
| 1:25.6 | Wait, breast is best? |
| 1:28.6 | Who's the creep walking around the store |
| 1:31.0 | and whispering about boobs? |
| 1:33.6 | And sure, breast is best |
| 1:35.0 | unless you're breastfeeding in public |
| 1:36.8 | and then everyone wants you to put those tautas away. |
| 1:39.6 | Because boobs are like cars. |
| 1:41.3 | The second you put miles on those puppies, |
| 1:43.2 | their value goes way down. |
| 1:46.3 | But that's the world of mom shaming. |
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