TDS Time Machine | Martin Luther King Jr. Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:53.6 | Since the Daily Show finally hired a black host, |
| 0:58.0 | we can properly celebrate Martin Luther King Day |
| 1:00.0 | by asking New Yorkers how they celebrate his legacy. |
| 1:04.0 | I think the last year is. |
| 1:06.0 | Shut up! Don't interrupt me on Martin Luther King Day. |
| 1:09.0 | That ain't cool. |
| 1:10.0 | So, let's do this. Do y'all know what today is? Uh, we lost. We're lost day? Do you know what day it is today? This is Monday. What you do today? Well, today we just woke up. We just checked out of our hotel. Checked out of our hotel. We're going to go get coffee and we're going to walk around. So which one of those celebrates Martin Luther King Day? Well, none of what we've talked about so far. Two 32 push-ups for Martin. So this ain't reparations, but this is enough. That's right. Give me one hand once. Yeah, that's right. What's y'all doing to celebrate? MLK. Came to New York. Came to New York. That's it? That's all you're gonna do. Saw some shows, ate some food, did some shopping. Alright, I'm gonna come back to y'all on June T. And y'all better have done better. Don't you like when he, like, you know, refused to move to the back of the bus? |
| 2:04.6 | Mm-hmm. |
| 2:05.6 | I can remember snippets through the world news. |
| 2:08.6 | He didn't refuse. That was Rosa Parks. |
| 2:10.6 | What was it? |
| 2:11.6 | Name a famous MLK quote. |
| 2:14.6 | I have a dream. I have a dream. I have a dream. |
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