TDS Time Machine | Jon's Returniversary
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
It's been a year, a totally normal year, since Jon Stewart returned to The Daily Show.
Revisit his farewell show, and his return to the airwaves.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:04.9 | August 6th, 2015. |
| 0:09.7 | From Comedy Central's World News headquarters in New York, this is The Daily Show with John Stewart. Welcome Welcome |
| 0:35.6 | Welcome to the Daily Show. Happy birthday, honey. Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:38.3 | Happy birthday, honey. |
| 0:40.3 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:41.3 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:43.3 | Thank you very much for coming tonight. |
| 0:45.3 | Hey, guess what? |
| 0:48.3 | I got big news. |
| 0:50.3 | This is it. |
| 0:51.3 | This is the final episode. |
| 0:53.3 | And, and, and, and what a night. What a big, big night. |
| 0:57.9 | A short time ago, the first Republican presidential debate wrapped up in Cleveland. |
| 1:05.1 | And I think you'll all agree with me. |
| 1:06.8 | It was incredible. |
| 1:12.6 | So... It was incredible. So articulate. |
| 1:18.0 | And because of that, even though it is our last night on the air, |
| 1:23.7 | I feel a responsibility. |
| 1:27.1 | But yet we all still remain alive. |
| 1:31.4 | Last night on the air, I feel somewhat of a responsibility. |
| 1:34.9 | Nay, nay, an obligation to devote the entirety of our last show to our standard post-debate full-team coverage. |
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