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🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | You've reached the final level. |
0:02.4 | The spicy McNuggets side mission. |
0:05.3 | Maximum flavor, crispy crunch, and a spicy dip with a kick. |
0:09.6 | Are you ready? |
0:11.7 | Spicey McNuggets for a limited time only. |
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0:17.3 | Participation and price may vary. |
0:18.5 | Subject to availability, serving time supply. |
0:20.8 | You're listening to Delivery. Participation and price may vary. Subject to availability, serving time supply. |
0:22.6 | You're listening to Comedy Central. My guest tonight, a Democratic senator representing the great state of Illinois. |
0:41.3 | His book is Dreams from My Father, a story of race and inheritance. |
0:46.3 | Joining us via satellite from Washington, D.C., please welcome Senator Barack Obama to the program. |
0:50.3 | Senator, thanks for doing all right, sir. |
0:53.3 | All right, kids. Settle down. |
1:00.8 | How are you, sir? I am doing great. How are you? Very well, sir. Thank you so much for joining us. |
1:05.5 | I know that you had to stay in Washington to vote on a particular defense bill. Is that correct? |
1:10.6 | Well, you know, we thought it was a defense bill. |
1:13.5 | It turned out that it was a health insurance bill. |
1:15.4 | My staff figured I should go and be on the John Stewart show anyway, |
1:19.2 | but I thought maybe health care for the American people was a little more important. |
1:27.0 | Senator, do you typically not find out what you're voting on until you get there that day? |
1:32.8 | That is normally how we organize ourselves around here. |
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