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🗓️ 1 August 2025
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:06.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
0:10.7 | it's America's only source for new. |
0:14.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Linens. |
0:31.6 | Thank you. Desi Leidick. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi Leibick. |
0:33.6 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
0:35.6 | Jordan Klepper releases his Epstein files. |
0:38.6 | Megan Kelly loses her mind again. |
0:40.8 | And finally, we answer the question, |
0:43.1 | do these jeans make my ass look racist? |
0:46.0 | So let's get into the headlines. |
0:53.0 | For the past few weeks, the national conversation has been totally dominated by the Jeffrey Epstein story. |
0:59.4 | But who would have thought that the thing that knocked it off the top of the charts would be Sidney Sweeney? |
1:05.0 | Doing the most laid-back line delivery I've ever seen in my life. |
1:10.5 | Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, |
1:13.6 | often determining traits like hair color, personality, |
1:16.6 | and even eye color. |
1:20.6 | My jeans are blue. |
1:22.6 | Cindy's Twinney Hasbert Keynes. |
1:29.3 | Jines. Casper Keynes. Johns. |
1:30.3 | Johns are passed down. |
1:33.3 | My Johns are blow. |
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