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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:07.0 | Now, whoever our next president may be, |
| 0:10.0 | will face many challenges, especially in the foreign policy arena, |
| 0:13.0 | the greatest of which may be how to deal with the overwhelming volume of goodwill |
| 0:19.0 | left over from still President Bush's, let's call |
| 0:21.5 | it two-term democracy spreading jamboree. |
| 0:27.2 | To examine the bounty, one of these lucky contenders will be reaping. |
| 0:31.6 | We check in with our new segment, Fruits of Democracy! |
| 0:36.9 | Tonight, our latest Democratic offspring, Iraq. |
| 0:40.3 | Did you know our baby turns five this month? |
| 0:43.3 | And you're not going to believe this. |
| 0:45.3 | She's already having play dates. |
| 0:47.3 | Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
| 0:51.3 | became the first Middle Eastern leader to visit Iraq since Saddam Hussein fell. |
| 0:55.8 | Of, let's say, natural causes? |
| 1:02.0 | Now, obviously, a visit from the Iranian leader to Iraq prompt some concern. |
| 1:06.8 | And still, President Bush has a clear message he'd like the Iraqis to deliver to Ahmadinejah. |
| 1:12.6 | The message needs to be, you know, quit sending in a sophisticated equipment that's killing our citizens. |
| 1:20.6 | Stop exporting terror. |
| 1:21.6 | The international community is serious about continue to isolate Iran. |
| 1:26.6 | A strong message to send. |
| 1:28.8 | But the Iraqi government owes us. |
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