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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

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🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Strap on your CTE and punch a tailgater, football's back! Get into the game with The Daily Show's gridiron coverage. Trevor Noah and Roy Wood Jr. wade into the CTE debate, despite Roy's love of the game. Ronny Chieng tries to explain American football to the rest of the world. Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. apologize for talking while you're talking. Former NFL star Michael Strahan joins Trevor to talk about what he misses from the game. Jon Stewart checks out the various controversies nagging the league. Trevor Noah tackles the hypocrisy of the anthem kneeling scandal. Jon covers the announcement of the Houston Texans expansion (the show's been on a long time, ok?). And Trevor sits down with journalist Mark Leibovich to talk about how weird billionaire team owners are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:00.2	In today's fast-changing digital world,
1:03.0	proving your company's trustworthy isn't just important for growth.
1:06.8	It's essential.
1:07.9	That's why Vanta is here.
1:09.7	Vanta helps companies of all sizes get compliant, fast, and stay that way with their proprietary AI, automation and continuous monitoring.
1:18.4	So whether you're a startup tackling your first SOC 2 or ISO-2-2 or ISO-27001 or an enterprise managing vendor risk, Vantanta's trust management platform makes it quicker,
1:29.3	easier and more scalable.
1:31.3	It even helps you complete security questionnaires up to five times faster, so you can close bigger deals sooner.
1:37.3	And the impact?
1:39.3	According to a recent IDC study, Vanta customers cut over $500,000 a year in costs and boost productivity by three times.
1:48.1	Establishing trust isn't optional. Vanta makes it automatic. Visit vanta.com slash go to sign up for a free demo today.
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