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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

A Daily Show tribute to dads, for better or worse... Jon Stewart analyzes the repercussions of President Biden pardoning his son, Hunter. John Leguizamo finds out about a sperm donor accused of fathering 550 kids. Roy Wood Jr. uncovers the Unsolved Mysteries of Don Jr.'s daddy issues. D. L. Hughley reports on a particularly bad dad. Trevor Noah discusses the parental hypocrisy of Herschel Walker. Kristen Schaal educates Jon Stewart on the phenomenon of the dad bod. Trevor tackles a tackling wrestling father. Roy Wood Jr. breaks down his harsh truths parenting strategies with Hasan Minaj. Jon recounts one boy's incredible journey to find his father. Grace Kuhlenschmidt heads to the DNC to find America's Dad, Tim Walz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:12.0	Democrats have a moral perch from which they can judge without shame, hypocrisy, or nuance.
0:21.6	Breaking news, President Biden has issued a pardon for his son, Hunter Biden.
0:27.4	Mother Fri-ha.
0:31.6	We were so close.
0:36.6	But you know what, good.
0:38.2	Get fine.
0:39.2	It's good.
0:39.8	It's right.
0:40.3	It's his right.
0:41.6	He's an 82-year-old man.
0:43.9	He doesn't want to spend the rest of his life visiting his son in prison.
0:46.8	Republicans get away with his shit all the time.
0:49.2	I'm sure the pardon is a narrowly written, precisely drawn,
0:54.0	farewell note of compassion for a loved one.
0:58.5	The pardon sweeping, covering offenses that Hunter Biden, quote, has committed or may have committed
1:03.7	or taken pardon over the past 11 years.
1:20.2	Yeah. 11 years is a very specific and not rounded amount of time.
1:28.4	So, Hunter, I'll give you a pardon,
1:30.8	well, a few years, five years, ten years.
1:32.6	It needs to be 11.
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