TDS Time Machine | Everything Trump Has Banned
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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🗓️ 13 September 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:17.7 | Even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. |
| 0:21.6 | I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing. |
| 0:25.6 | What is he? |
| 0:26.6 | What is he's? |
| 0:27.6 | What is he's withdrawing from the World Health Organization? |
| 0:29.6 | Ooh. |
| 0:34.6 | Oh. |
| 0:35.6 | He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization, like he's hearing the dessert options. |
| 0:42.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:44.3 | I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. |
| 0:48.3 | I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. |
| 0:52.3 | Melania, now's a chance to update the pre-nup. |
| 0:54.6 | Go, go, go, go, go. |
| 0:56.4 | But you know. |
| 1:02.3 | But you know what? |
| 1:03.3 | I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? |
| 1:05.4 | Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO are those guys. |
| 1:10.1 | What are the odds as ever going to be a pandemic requiring |
| 1:13.8 | global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won |
| 1:19.4 | the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are |
| 1:24.9 | reasonable. Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris climate accords. |
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