TDS Time Machine | Even Stephven with Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In the words of Jon Stewart, "What better way to understand the issue than to have two pundits of violently opposing viewpoints disagree with each other?" Join The Daily Show as we look back at years of Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell arguing with each other in their segment, Even Stephven. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.1	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:11.1	When the world's two largest monotheisms learn to accept each other, perhaps live in peace,
0:19.0	it's a difficult question.
0:20.6	The only way to find an answer is to turn to Stephen Colbert
0:22.6	and Steve Carell, and even Steven.
0:25.6	You've just made me vomit in my own mouth.
0:28.6	What's the weather like up your own ass?
0:35.6	Tonight's topic, Islam versus Christianity.
0:38.3	Which is right?
0:39.3	Islam.
0:40.3	Christianity.
0:41.3	Islam!
0:42.3	There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
0:49.3	Steven?
0:50.3	Steve, this debate is about religion.
0:53.3	Let's discuss it rationally.
0:55.3	Now, think about it.
0:56.8	If you were God, would you manifest your divine glory to a shepherd in a cave in Saudi Arabia
1:02.9	in the 7th century?
1:04.9	Or as the son of a carpenter in a manger in Judea in the year zero?
1:09.4	Come on, use your mind.
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