TDS Time Machine | Easter
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Don't mind that human sized anthropomorphic rabbit hiding eggs in your lawn, it's time for The Daily Show to take a look at Easter.
Jon Stewart breaks down the difficulty of Passover competing with Easter. Sam Bee joins Jon to report on the White House egg roll keeping out gay families. Trevor Noah checks in on Trump's weird Easter festivities, and Desi Lydic and Michael Kosta break down the controversy drummed up by Easter falling on Transgender Visibility Day.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:07.7 | Well, let's begin tonight with the weekend's festivities. |
| 0:11.0 | A big weekend for what we call Judeo-Christians. |
| 0:14.8 | Two major religious festivals at the same time, |
| 0:18.4 | and President Obama celebrated both of them in what |
| 0:21.0 | I believe is an attempt to convince people he isn't Muslim. Nice try. Nice try. |
| 0:27.7 | Yesterday, of course, was Easter, which along with Good Friday commemorates the death |
| 0:32.4 | and resurrection of Christ, and this morning the White House celebrated in the manner prescribed |
| 0:37.1 | by Scripture. In just about a half hour, the White House celebrated in the manner prescribed by Scripture. |
| 0:38.5 | In just about a half hour, they're going to start the 134th annual White House Easter Egg roll. |
| 0:44.8 | These are some of our friends here, the Power Rangers, out of them, the chipmunks, wubble-wobsy, penguins. |
| 0:49.3 | Cat in the Hat has been trying to get on camera the entire time that you were talking. |
| 0:52.3 | Come on, Cat and the Hat. Here are the eggs. Eggs? The eggs are here. |
| 0:55.6 | Right now, we got some Harlem Globe Trotters. |
| 0:58.5 | It's great holiday for people who gave up LSD for Lent. |
| 1:16.6 | Okay. It's a great holiday for people who gave up LSD for Lent. You see all them too, right? |
| 1:20.1 | Actually, this scene is true to biblical scholarship. |
| 1:23.4 | I remember these characters from The Last Supper. |
| 1:25.1 | If I'm not mistaken, that was... |
| 1:30.5 | One of you will betray me. |
| 1:32.0 | Alvin! |
| 1:39.6 | So, the White House pulls out all the stops for Easter. |
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