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Some news stories help us understand the world we live in.

And some news stories are just stupid.

For those, we turn to Ronnie Chang.

Trevor, you probably don't know this, but today is Earth Day.

So to celebrate, I got you some Earth.

Oh, whoa!

You're welcome, Trevor.

As we celebrate Earth, we're also trying to figure out how to save it.

Take me, for instance.

To help cool the planet, before I left my apartment today, I turned the air conditioning on.

What?

No, no. Isn't that contributing to global warming? Oh, stupid. I left my apartment today, I turned the air conditioning on. What? No, no, isn't that contributing to global warming? No, stupid.

I left the window open, of course.

But unfortunately for the Earth, not everyone's solutions are as practical as mine.

How can humankind tackle global warming?

There are some scientists proposing a technique that similar to the earth-wearing UV protection

sunglasses, apparently, to block out the sun's harmful rays.

Basically what the proposal wants to do is it wants to send airplanes into the stratosphere,

effectively spraying it with aerosols into the atmosphere, almost kind of like working like you're adding extra clouds.

When you do that, you essentially are trying to block more of that sunlight.

So your solution to save the planet is to spray more shit into the atmosphere.

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