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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Ed Helms

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Revisit some of Ed Helms’s best correspondent moments on The Daily Show, from tackling hysteria over gay marriage to drinking with gun-loving bargoers in Arizona.

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0:00.0

Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.

0:05.8

Oh yeah.

0:06.6

Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,

0:15.3

autobiographies, true crime, and more.

0:19.3

Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their

0:22.6

flight amazon music unlimited now includes audible no way download the amazon music app now to

0:28.2

start listening terms apply hey everybody john stewart here i am here to tell you about my new podcast

0:34.3

the weekly show coming out every Thursday.

0:40.7

We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls.

0:44.3

What are they talking about on these earnings calls?

0:48.3

We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

0:54.9

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?

0:58.3

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.

1:01.8

Hey, it's me, Michael Costa.

1:07.8

The Daily Show is on break for the holidays, but in the meantime, we put together some special highlights just for you.

1:11.6

We'll be back in the new year on January 7th with all new episodes.

1:24.1

Arizona state legislator Randy Graf values our Second Amendment right to bear arms.

1:29.4

And I don't see why that right should be abridged while you're doing just about anything. So he proposed a bill that would close a bizarre loophole in Arizona law. Senate Bill 1210

1:36.8

is a very simple measure that would change our Arizona statutes and allow the carry of weapons

1:43.0

into establishments that serve alcohol.

1:45.0

You heard him right. For some insane reason, bars in Arizona are currently gun-free.

1:52.0

Is there anything more terrifying than a roomful of people without guns?

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