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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Baseball's back! Celebrate opening day with The Daily Show's coverage of past times in America's pastime. Jon Stewart talks his beloved Mets ripping out his heart, imagines Mr. Met firing their manager and takes a look at politicians pulling the local team flip-flop. Jon discusses anti-immigration implications of an Arizona All-Star Game with Al Madrigal. Mets legend Mookie Wilson sits down with Jon to talk about legacy. Roy Wood Jr. flies straight back to the studio after watching the Cubs win the World Series. Ronny Chieng joins Roy to argue the merits of baseball. Trevor Noah reports on Aaron Judge's record breaking home run, and talks their latest lockout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:08.1	I don't know what you did this week,
0:09.3	and I hope you had a nice time.
0:10.3	What did I do this week?
0:11.2	I went out, took the kids out to the park for a little bit
0:13.2	and had a nice dinner with my wife.
0:15.0	We had a lovely time.
0:15.6	And then on Sunday, I had my,
0:18.1	oh, was it, my heart, taken out of my chest
0:21.0	and then, and then eaten in front of me.
0:28.4	My beloved New York Mets, after I went through the trouble
0:31.7	all day Saturday of teaching a three-year-old
0:33.7	the Meet the Mets song.
0:36.5	Meet the Mets. Meet the Mets.
0:41.0	Is that good, Daddy? Is it good? Love me?
0:45.0	I want the third stanza done with heart, boy, with heart!
0:50.4	The Mets lost
0:51.4	in a historic collapse. I don't know if you saw
0:53.3	this picture on the cover of the post.
0:56.4	It turns out, yeah.
0:58.7	It turns out the New York Post cameras can take a picture of my soul.
1:05.2	But it's not over yet.
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