TDS Time Machine | Air Travel
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:04.6 | Ever since United Airlines got in trouble |
| 0:10.9 | for upgrading a passenger to wrestling class, |
| 0:13.3 | people have started paying close attention |
| 0:16.2 | to how airlines treat customers. |
| 0:18.0 | You know, there have been many viral videos |
| 0:19.6 | of crazy stuff that's happening on airplanes. |
| 0:22.0 | In fact, they're thinking about starting |
| 0:24.0 | an airline for World Star Airlines, right? |
| 0:27.6 | And basically what happens is |
| 0:28.7 | you're just going to choose your section, |
| 0:30.4 | first-class economy or McDonald's parking lot. |
| 0:33.0 | And then if they have an emergency, |
| 0:35.4 | phones drop down from the ceiling |
| 0:36.7 | so that you can film yourself. |
| 0:38.5 | Ah, World Star! |
| 0:41.7 | For more on the trends in travel, we turn to senior travel correspondent. |
| 0:46.2 | Ronnie Chang, everybody. |
| 0:47.2 | Thank you. |
| 0:47.9 | Thank you. |
| 0:50.7 | Thanks, Trevor. |
| 0:52.3 | Look, flying sucks, right? |
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