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The Dork Forest

TDF Ep 9 - Beatallica

The Dork Forest

Jackie Kashian

Comedy

4.8843 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2010

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

TDF Ep 9 – the band…   Boy do I NOT know about Heavy Metal. These guys do, though. I had the band Beatallica () in my living room. They are a Beatles/Metallica live mash up band. Live – they play all the music, the lead singer sounds JUST like the lead singer of Metallica and they have taken their dorkdom to success all over the country and in Europe. They just played LA.   They are really gifted musicians and… I used to babysit the lead singer’s little sister. So, I knew him when he was just a foot soldier in the Kiss Army. They are all from Milwaukee, as am I, and we digress on that for a while.   I try to keep up and, as usual, when the dorkdom is music, it’s best when I just leave them to it. I learned a lot. I hope you do too.   Check out their website, their live shows are amazing and I will check out their suggestions. These ones fascinated me: Drain STH, The Sword, Blind Gaurdian, Voivad. And we created a suggested starter short playlist: Körgull the Exterminator by Voivod, Reign in Blood by Slayer, The Prisoner by Iron Maiden, and Warp Riders by The Sword. The   has extra content if you have that app. Thanks so much for the new donations I received this week! I’m at the in Bloomington, Indiana this week. Come on down if you live near there. And on Bob and Tom on Thursday - check the tour page on my for specifics.   Take care out there. Jackie - If you wanna see a sample of my comedy... is fun. Credits: as per usual… thanks to , who did the intro and outro music and Patrick Brady, friend of comedy, who fixes the audio.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Dork Forest.

0:05.0

Jackie and her pals will never bore us.

0:08.0

Shameless confessions

0:10.0

About our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.

0:14.0

So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dorked out for a while. Hi, this is Jackie Cation, and we're in my living room with the weird...

0:31.6

It's the Dork Forest.

0:32.6

Hi, what did I say that? It's November 13, 2010. We're back in the Dork Forest.

0:36.6

You can subscribe on iTunes, the RSS feed of your choice, of course.

0:40.3

Jackiecation.com, Dorcforrest.com.

0:43.3

There's an iPhone app. You people know about it.

0:46.3

Or maybe you don't. And there's a donation button. Thank you for the two, I don't know.

0:50.3

We had two or three new Donators this week, and thank you very much.

0:54.3

Possibly I will buy another microphone

0:55.8

because I have a band in my living room

0:57.7

and that's, I didn't have enough microphones.

1:00.6

So just so you know that.

1:02.2

Let's do it. The Doric Forest.

1:04.2

Vitaleca, welcome to the Van Nuys.

1:06.5

How's it going?

1:07.2

Here's how we start our interviews.

1:10.4

Hopefully you heard that.

1:11.6

That was the sound of a beer bottle opening.

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