4.8 • 843 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2011
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Dork Forest. Jackie and her pals will never bore us. |
0:08.3 | Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile. |
0:14.7 | So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dork Down for a while. Hey, it's Jackie Cachian. Welcome to the Dork Forest. I'med out for a while. |
0:22.5 | Hey, it's Jackie Cation. |
0:23.7 | Welcome to The Dork Forest. |
0:24.8 | I'm back in my living room. |
0:25.7 | It's exciting times. |
0:27.5 | It is December. |
0:30.4 | In December, do not use my donation button. |
0:34.3 | Please, for the love of God, give some money to your local food shelf. |
0:35.0 | What the hell? |
0:36.5 | In January, give me 100 bucks. |
0:37.8 | That'll be great. The websites, of course, Jackiecation.com, the dorkforest.com, the dorkforest.com, and you can see |
0:43.0 | where I'm doing stand-up. You can buy some merch, the merch, the merch being Ranger of the Dork Forrest |
0:46.9 | t-shirts, both of my CDs. Merch is what? Merchandise. That's what the kids are calling it. I didn't know that. And, yeah, it's nice. I didn't know the kids referred to merchandise very often. |
0:55.5 | Kids are constantly referring to merchandise. |
0:57.8 | Already, Dave Higgins talking to me. |
0:59.9 | So I'll just tell you about the Dork Forest Magnet, which is the tricket. |
1:02.7 | You keep going. You keep going. |
1:03.4 | You do all the plugs you need to do. is the thing that drink it you get until I run out of them. And if you just want a magnet, send me $2, unless you're foreign and then send me $3 because |
1:14.6 | it's a pain in the ass. |
1:15.5 | All right. |
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