Welcome to the Dork Forest.

Jackie and her pals will never bore us.

Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.

So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dorkdown for a while.

Hey, Jackie Cation here. Welcome back to the Dork Forest. Here we are. You know the website's

Jackiecation.com, dorkforest.com. You know what I'm working on? I'm working out. I want

to integrate them. Just have it Jackiecation.com. Screw this. Hey, type in two different things.

And then if you want to go to Jackie Cation.com and find out where I'm doing stand-up comedy

or buy merch or donate to the thing, you've got to do a bunch of clicking.

So I'm talking to, I'm talking to a guy, talking to a guy, they say.

And he can do it, he can do it fancy.

But right now, I mean, not that we don't appreciate the work Vilmos has done to make the website, the Jackiecation.com, look really fun and cool right now.

It looks great.

And then Mike Rickberg sang that song you just heard.

Patrick Brady's going to fix this audio.

And, yeah, you can buy merch.

You can donate two bucks and get a magnet in the mail because I have magnets, Ranger of the Dork Forest magnets.

If you're from out of the country, of course, send me $3 for obvious reasons.

And five bucks, if you want a patch, a Ranger patch, like a Boy Scout, which I made for my nephew.

Anyway, I got a couple hundred of those.

But those are like five bucks because they were actually expensive.

And if you're from out of state, out of country, send me six bucks.

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