TDF EP 114 – Magic the Gathering with Patrick Perkins

The Dork Forest

Jackie Kashian

Comedy

4.8 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2012

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

and I are at in Portland Oregon and I re-learn some ! Warning: You’re listening to us chat about this and other things while we play. And… I just realized that he let me win the first game! heh! It's a dork expedition to a game store with all the audio hijinks that that involves. I hope you enjoy. NOTES: For Links to these notes come to Browse every card ever made - Patrick made me a green forest deck (dork forest, get it?) which has green mana (mana is the “money” or “energy” that allows you to play any other card). He is playing a Red deck (so he would need red mana to play his spells). Japanese Pork Kenti? I will NOT be googling it. You do it. (green/instant) (destroy target artifact by spending as much mana as it cost for him to “cast that spell” and then you GAIN that much in player life) Books Credits: Audio leveling by Music is by Website design by : who has his own Apps are available with the bonus contest: or My websites are and Review the show on Feel free to e me. has a button if this link doesn't work. Apps are available with the bonus contest: or My websites are and Review the show on iTunesFeel free to e me.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Dork Forest.
0:05.0	Jackie and her pals will never bore us.
0:08.0	Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.
0:14.0	So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dork Down for a while. Yay! The Dork Forest! Hey, the Dork Forest. Hey, welcome to the Dork Forest and Dork Down for a while.
0:21.5	Yay! The Dork Forest.
0:23.5	Hey, welcome to the Dork Forest.
0:25.8	This is a very special Dork Forest.
0:27.4	Here we are at Red Castle Games.
0:29.6	And I am with Patrick Perkins, and we're going to play magic cards.
0:33.3	And your buddy over there, whose name I forgot?
0:36.2	Bill.
0:36.7	Bill.
0:37.6	And, no, it isn't.
0:38.7	Is it?
0:39.0	Yeah, it is.
0:39.6	Is it Bill?
0:40.1	All right.
0:40.5	He said that you are a card profile.
0:45.4	Like, you have some memorization?
0:47.3	I figured I wasn't getting laid in high school, so I just focused on one thing, and it was
0:51.5	the thing that was going to make sure that didn't happen. This is your deck, which I find interesting, if you haven't gotten laid, and I like the...
0:58.5	Well, I have a sense. I would like to clarify there's a child and divorces to prove it.
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