TDF 266 – Ngaio Bealum

The Dork Forest

Jackie Kashian

Comedy

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Ngaio Bealum (@Ngaio420) is comic and proud dork sex and weed. Weirdly, his new CD is called “Weed and Sex” … we discuss both of those things. I am slightly out of my depth. Not a dick joke. We weed off into obscure super heroes. Not a weed joke! He’s charming and funny. Listen up and enjoy. We all know I have an hour comedy video out at right? Cuz I do. $5 download. It’s called “This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux” because comedy is all about soul ;) … Own it today and forever. OR get a hard copy (or the CD) on the Merch page on my website. It’s December and I ask that you do NOT DONATE to TDF but, instead, find your local foodbank! Google: “your town name” and the words, “food bank” and give them food or money. If you give them money they just buy what’s most needed. All good either way. Take care out there... NOTES: “420 Comedy Special” is his Video on Demand (iTunes and VOD) “Weed and Sex” is the CD (iTunes) NYE Punchline Sacramento Credits: Audio leveling by Music is by Website design by : Really good Web designs. If you like a specific app – they are available with bonus content: or . Libsyn is also just PUBLISHING the bonus content, for free, with Andy and I talking about the show for a sec, on tdf.libsyn.com… no App needed. There you go.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Dork Forest.
0:05.0	Jackie and her pals will never bore us.
0:08.4	Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.
0:14.7	So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dorkdown for a while.
0:21.3	Hey, it's Jackie Cation. Welcome to the Dork Forest.
0:24.2	You know the website.
0:25.1	Jackiecation.com, dorkforest.com, the dorkforest.com.
0:28.7	You know what I bought?
0:29.6	Familypet ancestry.com.
0:31.3	Just because it made me laugh.
0:32.9	Because you want to know if your cat came over on the Mayflower.
0:36.2	That's what I like to say.
0:37.5	Anyway, the credits.
0:39.1	Mike Rickberg composed and sang this theme song to the Dork Forest.
0:42.7	He sings it with his girlfriend, Sarah Cohen.
0:45.0	At the end of the program, he sings the Mexican hat dance, lyrics that he made up.
0:49.8	Patrick Brady is going to fix this audio.
0:51.6	Hooray!
0:52.5	And Vilmos does my website, Jackiecation.com.
0:55.4	Jackiecation.com, by the way, is available for all of your merch needs.
0:59.5	If you were to need a Dork Forest T-shirt, a ranger of the Dork Forest T-shirt, all union-made in America.
1:06.1	So they run big because they're made by Americans.
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