Well, well, well.

Hello, hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. I'm here. Ames is right there. Fat Head. Your mom is right there.

Nice lesbian haircut today. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Yeah, I need a cut bad.

You need to shave, too. It's either that or move to portland i don't know what to

do you should just color it green right fucking it was like a bug that just oh god here he goes again

dude i open the uh the plate to open the garage and there's a spider just sitting there

i was like oh fuck the plate to open the garage and there's a spider just sitting there.

I was like, oh, fuck.

I hate these things, man.

Was it a wolf spider?

One of the big names, you think?

No, it was a little guy.

But one, you know, the problem is around here, they're a, like, I don't recognize any of them.

They're all totally different from what you see, you know, in Michigan. Yeah, you basically live in Australia. Yeah, totally. And so it's like, I don't know what that thing is, probably something that will kill you just by looking at you. But I don't know. And then you hear like, oh, the littler ones of these bugs are the ones you really got to worry about. The big ones. Wait till the tarangulas come out. Oh, yeah. I've seen them for two seasons now. They're fun. But they don't bother you. They're kind of, you know, but they're intimidating. They're as big as your hand. Yeah. I mean, just, dude, have you ever seen one in person?

Just at the zoo or something. Yeah, I was just about to say.

Yeah.

No, I'm not getting, I'm not getting near fucking terrain.

Oh, you, you haven't been whistling, just walk into your room and like stopped cold

in your tracks because there's a fucking cousin or whatever that the hand was on the

Adams family just hanging out. Is it cousin it? Yeah. Cousin it's hanging out by your door. You had one in your room? No, no, no, no. Outside my door. Outside the house. Yeah. Yeah, the way this house is set up like downstairs I am, it's like a whole, it's a couple. It's like almost like a hotel set up, really i am it's like a whole it's a couple it's like almost like a hotel

set up really so it's it's like outdoors like right out my door it's not like in the middle of house

can you send a video of the layout i just huh can you send a video of the layout i'm a visual

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