Well, hello everybody. Welcome to the show. Mike is here. Ames is here. Hello, Amy. How are you? What's going on?

I need to. Deep breath, Mike. Deep breath. Yeah, dude. I am. Mike's having a hissy fit. He's throwing a temper tantrum yeah before we went live and i take it out on

you and i'm sorry about that ames because i don't mean to do that um but before we start so i've had this

issue with the internet here and eventually i'll have to do something either get my own internet

but it's it's shared you know i was lived alone it was never an

issue but it fucks up at the kids on playing like those extensive video games that they do and so it's

just like a it's just a thing hey when when uncle mike starting a show you have to get off there

otherwise it does that thing where you lose connection it it just bogs it down yeah because

heaven forbid you you're able to fucking multitask on an internet signal yeah ridiculous don't get me

started on that mike don't get me started on it i it drives me nuts it is the reality of what it is i had

struggles in detroit too and we had to upgrade a lot. A.A. Ron will remember

this, having to come over and put all kinds of shit in the house. Like, it's not exclusive to

hear, but we did find a work around, and it means asshole can't play video games for an hour

and a half, God forbid. And by asshole, you mean your nephew? My nephew, yeah. And so, like, usually I try to get the warden because the warden doesn't give a book. The warden's like, get your ass off the game. You know, she's one of those. But I want to be, like, best friends with everybody. Uh-huh. So I go, i go you know they're leaving g and the warden

are leaving and so now it's me and marsh and stinky here and i got to go do a show so wait are you

like babysitting for like an extended period of time like no a couple hours oh no big deal they're

just going away and it's like hey can you tell him i'm about

to start a show though and i need them off games yeah no problem and they go up there and then i get

a call like okay he knows he's been given he can go play he can go watch tv he can do this that and

and he's fine and he usually is pretty good about it and so i'm like brother goes, you might want to just run up there real quick before you go live and just tell him to get off. And I'm like, okay, well, you just told him, but whatever. And I go up there. And of course, he's still playing his game. And I'm like, hey, buddy. He's got no sense of time. None. And I'm like, dude, I'm about to start the show.

I'm going to need you to hop off. And he's like, okay. And he's like, and I know what that's like when the parent tells you. And it's like, let me just finish this move. I got to get this. I got to get this one guy. And so you're like, okay. and then like we're at 40 seconds and I'm I'm like, hey, bro, I got to go now. He's like, okay. And I go, just go watch your TV, whatever, YouTube, whatever the hell you're doing, porn. I don't know what you're watching, but go, go watch that for an hour and a half. And then I'll let you know as soon as I'm done. He's like, okay, and I see him shut it off. And then I come down here and I'm waiting on you.

Thank God you were busy watching dumb stuff.

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