TCND: The Peaches Goes FEMINIST! (Landscape the Puddin') [The Comedian Next Door]

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4.6 • 949 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Since you're our neighbor, you probably noticed that John has been landscaping THE PUDDIN' out of his lawn! This has involved digging, chicken poop, and a bunch of wildflower seeds... But not a robotic lawnmower (yet).

Then, John was SHOCKED to discover that his beloved daughter (The Peaches) took a turn toward Feminism this week. You'll never guess what she said to blow his mind.

Later, The Pod Ninja (Luke) literally falls asleep while his wife his talking... That's not an exaggeration or punchline. He literally nods off while recording.

Happy Mother's Day, Neighbor! To contact the Comedian, John Branyan, or the rest of this family, simply email [email protected]

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0:00.0	Welcome to the podcast.
0:04.4	Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table.
0:18.3	He's John Branion and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years
0:21.8	she's Amanda mckinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life our family believes laughter
0:27.3	is a gift from god we often discover it while discussing culture faith and family so go ahead and
0:32.8	pull up a chair neighbor can i call you carl There's plenty of room here for you.
0:39.3	Welcome to the table, Carl.
0:40.8	We're super happy that you're here.
0:42.6	We're recording this on Mother's Day.
0:44.1	Happy Mother's Day to everybody.
0:45.0	Everybody.
0:45.9	Everybody.
0:47.4	All you dog moms.
0:48.0	Everybody.
0:49.2	All you dog moms.
0:50.4	All you fish moms.
0:54.1	People who've never been pregnant but wish they could be.
0:55.6	People who've never been pregnant.
0:56.9	All of you non-moms.
0:58.4	Everybody.
0:59.8	Men who think they're women.
1:05.9	Everybody who thinks, everybody who's enamored with the idea of mothers in some way,
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